first three

I've seen/witnessed so many strange and bizarre things since I've been back here and I've been meaning to get them all down on "paper" so I can remember them.

1. A man clipping his fingernails with a fingernail clipper AT A RESTAURANT TABLE. He was just clipping away and the bits of groodie nails were flying all around his table.

2. A woman with a single dreadlock that is so long and wide that it can only be described as some sort of duck billed palaytapus tail. It is about 8 inches wide and goes from the back of her head down to her knees. One..solid..dread. I see her everywhere and it takes my breath away (not in a good way) every time I see her.

3. A man with gigantically long dreadlocks that he wears in a really long, intricate doo-rag that he uses to cover his head and then wraps it around his dreads and loops the end to his belt. I can only guess that he is trying to distribute the weight of his dreads? But still, his hair is so long that he has to attach it to his belt. What's next...tucking his dreads into a backpack that he wears all day long? Actually, that seems like a good idea.