I was all giddy Friday night for a fun date night with Patrick. I dressed up, put on make up, perfume etc. We went to a little wine tasting in 5 Points across from the movie theater and walked up to the wine taster-lady and she looks at both of us and then...cards Patrick. Not me. NOT ME! After she looked at Patrick's ID she turned to me and said "Well, would you like me to ask you for yours just for the heck of it?" I was so annoyed and insulted. Yes, I am taking this way too personally. I gave her an icy reply of "No, not really. It takes the fun out of it when my husband is carded and not me."
It really bothered me. I've been feeling self conscious that I'm starting to look older and this just didn't help. It actually was starting to ruin my night until I bucked up and tried my best to shrug it off. It just really bugs me that I'm the Demi Moore in Patrick and I's marriage. Everyone always use to tell us how we look like teenagers and one of my friends mom actually thought we were Mormon missionaries because we looked so young and had lived in the Virgin Islands. But I've really aged a lot over the last few years (thank you 2006-2007, you were a bitch) and I wanna look young again.
And yes Lisa I can totally see you rolling your eyes at me while you are reading this.
2 comments:
hilarious. there wasn't an eye roll, but my thought the entire time through was that p looks like he is 15! this is not going to come out the right way (especially if patrick is reading this, ha), but aren't you glad you DON'T look 15 anymore. jez-us. you think that lady thinks you were his mom or something?!
and one more thing (you're going to kick yourself)...IT'S "PATRICK'S AND MY" not "PATRICK'S AND I'S"!!!
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